11.30.2010
11.25.2010
a poem for swingers, a poem for the playgirls of the universe
I like women who haven’t lived with too many men.
I don’t expect virginity but I simply prefer women
who haven’t been rubbed raw by experience.
I don’t expect virginity but I simply prefer women
who haven’t been rubbed raw by experience.
there is a quality about women who choose
men sparingly;
it appears in their walk
in their eyes
in their laughter and in their
gentle hearts.
men sparingly;
it appears in their walk
in their eyes
in their laughter and in their
gentle hearts.
women who have had too many men
seem to choose the next one
out of revenge rather than with
feeling.
seem to choose the next one
out of revenge rather than with
feeling.
when you play the field selfishly everything
works against you:
one can’t insist on love or
demand affection.
you’re finally left with whatever
you have been willing to give
which often is:
nothing.
works against you:
one can’t insist on love or
demand affection.
you’re finally left with whatever
you have been willing to give
which often is:
nothing.
some women are delicate things
some women are delicious and
wondrous.
some women are delicious and
wondrous.
if you want to piss on the sun
go ahead
but please leave them
alone.
go ahead
but please leave them
alone.
-Charles Bukowski
11.23.2010
11.21.2010
FYF FEST Scavenger Hunt!
I wanted to take the time to inform all my viewers about an upcoming event that the FYF team is putting on..
The goal of the Scavenger Hunt is to raise $100,000 for the Union Rescue Mission, the LA Food Bank, and the LA Burrito Project. The grand prize of the hunt is 4 passes to attend one of the biggest music festivals in the world, Primavera Sound in Barcelona Spain, $2,500 flight credit, and 3 nights at a hotel which takes place in May of 2011. Other prizes include a $250 shopping spree with Keith Morris of Black Flag and Circle Jerks at Fingerprints in Long Beach.
Taken from the FYF website:
And the best part is, you get to dress up with your team! So get creative and come out and have a good time for a good cause :).
More info on rules and prizes can be found here.
Buy your tickets here.
The goal of the Scavenger Hunt is to raise $100,000 for the Union Rescue Mission, the LA Food Bank, and the LA Burrito Project. The grand prize of the hunt is 4 passes to attend one of the biggest music festivals in the world, Primavera Sound in Barcelona Spain, $2,500 flight credit, and 3 nights at a hotel which takes place in May of 2011. Other prizes include a $250 shopping spree with Keith Morris of Black Flag and Circle Jerks at Fingerprints in Long Beach.
Taken from the FYF website:
HOW IT WORKS
Teams will consist of 2 - 5 people. The Hunt Begins at 2:00pm at Dodger Stadium Parking lot and ends at 8:00pm. Parking is free to enter and exit the parking lot.
The list for the scavenger hunt is 100 items. Each item is worth a certain amount of points. Every item on the list is worth a certain amount of points and the team with the most points wins the grand prize.
Forty (40) of the items are material goods that the URM and LA Food Bank are in constant need of. For example, one can of food is worth 3 points. Other items are socks, shoes, dry food such as rice and pasta, tampons, make up etc. Everyday accessories that the URM is always in need of.
The other sixty (60) items are what makes the scavenger hunt an exciting and memorable event. We can share with you a handful of them...
The list for the scavenger hunt is 100 items. Each item is worth a certain amount of points. Every item on the list is worth a certain amount of points and the team with the most points wins the grand prize.
Forty (40) of the items are material goods that the URM and LA Food Bank are in constant need of. For example, one can of food is worth 3 points. Other items are socks, shoes, dry food such as rice and pasta, tampons, make up etc. Everyday accessories that the URM is always in need of.
The other sixty (60) items are what makes the scavenger hunt an exciting and memorable event. We can share with you a handful of them...
EXAMPLES FROM PREVIOUS YEARS
-Photograph of team members with bride and groom (extra points if bride is on team members shoulders).
-Photograph of team member kissing drive thru employee of a fast food restaurant.
-Life size cut of Freddy Mercury (Hint: Kinko's).
-All team members get cornrows and extended fingernails.
-Brazilian Flag.
We can't tell you anymore but promise you that there is nothing on the list that is illegal. Some of things are ridiculous but they are all in good fun.
We want to make it very clear that everyone has a chance to win. The winning team will be chosen by how many items on the list they completed and how well they were completed.
There will also be a max amount of points your team can receive by turning in material goods. This keeps the event very fair and does not open the doors for someone with deep pockets to win.
-Photograph of team member kissing drive thru employee of a fast food restaurant.
-Life size cut of Freddy Mercury (Hint: Kinko's).
-All team members get cornrows and extended fingernails.
-Brazilian Flag.
We can't tell you anymore but promise you that there is nothing on the list that is illegal. Some of things are ridiculous but they are all in good fun.
We want to make it very clear that everyone has a chance to win. The winning team will be chosen by how many items on the list they completed and how well they were completed.
There will also be a max amount of points your team can receive by turning in material goods. This keeps the event very fair and does not open the doors for someone with deep pockets to win.
And the best part is, you get to dress up with your team! So get creative and come out and have a good time for a good cause :).
More info on rules and prizes can be found here.
Buy your tickets here.
11.14.2010
Weekend Shennanigans
I took all these photos this weekend with my new Hello Kitty fisheye. I love it..
11.07.2010
Midnight Bowling
Last week I was invited by one of my favorite comedians, Eric Wareheim to the Tim and Eric 2010 Tour in Pomona. You can catch their show on Adult Swim. I had sent him a clip of my cat watching their "Ooh Mama" clip which scored me a pair of free tickets!! Yay!! Unfortunately, my roll of film had melted ruining most of my well-documented weekend adventures..
Thursday night, Shawn & Kathy picked me up and we headed down to the Laguna Beach Artwalk to watch LA Ghost play.
Later that night, we grabbed a few drinks and headed to Dub Strike. (Dubstep + Free Bowling)
Before we even got inside, Kathy and I were escorted out for sneaking over the patio gate. We were still able to get in though.. The crowd was oddly mixed with cholas and hipsters. Met up with a few friends.. and went bowling with Skerrit Bwoy.
He takes the cake for the craziest person i've ever met.. at one point he had used his Pon de Floor dance move on me, but instead of jumping off a ladder, he used a chair.
(I won by the way).
This pretty much sums up half my weekend. Stay tuned for another huge post tomorrow! xxo
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